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Joke - The Best Programmer

Jesus and Satan were arguing with each other to see who is the best programmer in the world.

They argue so loud that they woke GOD up.

GOD very irritated so he say "Don't say so much! Let's have a competition to find out!"

Jesus and Satan eager to proof themselves agreed to it immediately and each conjured up the best desktop computer in the market and started programming agressively.

GOD decided to take a small revenge by playing a trick on them, so he summoned a bolt of lightning and *BLAST* - The power went off.

GOD laughed, "So who is the best programmer now!?"

Satan hurriedly switched on his computer again and to his horror, he exclaimed "My hard work's all gone!"

Then GOD turned to Jesus, "How about you?"

Jesus then magically switched on his computer, compiled his program and ran it perfectly!

"How is this possible!!!!" Satan roared in disbelief.

Then the angels started singing "JESUS SAVES!"

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