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Joke - Chilli Sauce and Tomato Sauce

chilli sauce, "don't you think i'm hot?"
tomato sauce, "No. you're cold."
chilli sauce, "huh?"
tomato sauce, "chilly source...."
chilli sauce, "OK.... i'll ketchup with you."

that's chilli sauce and tomato source trying to play pun

PS: Hey! This is original from me ok!

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